Random Musings of a Silly Sycophant

I'm a tireless romantic, but I'm never hopeless.
I sing with my eyes closed.
infj.

awkwardtaylorswiftdancing:

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

Balloon dancing.

awkwardtaylorswiftdancing:

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

Balloon dancing.

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

“Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.”

—   

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(via ophyliakilledhamlet)

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

(Source: ethiopienne, via ophyliakilledhamlet)

Thanks, I could most def use one. All the lame soulless ginger jokes are getting old.
transmissionsgeekroom:

Wanda, what big teeth you have!

Avengers #186, August 1979
John Byrne, Dan Green, Mark Gruenwald,
Steven Grant, and David Michelinie

transmissionsgeekroom:

Wanda, what big teeth you have!

Avengers #186, August 1979
John Byrne, Dan Green, Mark Gruenwald,
Steven Grant, and David Michelinie

(Source: Mashable, via exceptionallylovely)

“I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.”

—   Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via draculahs)

(Source: iwanttocatchastar, via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

(via ophyliakilledhamlet)

wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

(via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

marlasinner said: Today is 121 years since New Zealand gave women the right to vote! Our suffragettes were led by Kate Sheppard, a lady who kicked butt! PLUS she celebrated changing the world by being yourself! - “We are tired of having a ‘sphere’ doled out to us, and of being told that anything outside that sphere is ‘unworthy’. We want to be natural just for a change….we must be ourselves.”

smartgirlsattheparty:

image

“Every moment is a poem if you hold it right.”

—   

Lauren Zuniga

(via twloha)

For a half a second, I thought this was a strange, beautiful way to describe Rule 34. Turns out, I just have poor late-night reading comprehension.

(via arrowsanchorsandampersands)